What is this shit?
It looks and smells like shit, but i haven’t tasted it, so i’m not sure whether it’s shit or not. I don’t know shit!
How can we know if shit happens?
You can’t prove any of this shit!
Shit may or may not be happening; we don’t know shit.
Want some shit?
Shit dost occur.
Shit is good for the soil.
This modern shit is worthless.
It’s true, shit does happen – but only to lutherans.
I don’t give a shit.
I don’t believe this shit.
Shit doesn’t happen.
Shit is dead.
All shit is truly shit.
Why do you keep shitting on us?
Shit happens universally.
Fundamentalism shit happens because the bible says so.
You are shitting all wrong, and you’ll be punished for it.
We’ll wash the shit right off you.
Shit will happen.
Praise the lord!
Shit will happen, but only the way we say it will happen and if it doesn’t happen we will make it happen because that’s god’s will and we know it…
May shit happen to the FBI!
If shit happens, have a BIG barbecue…
David thinks he’s hot shit.
If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.
Shit will happen again to you next time.
Only he who totally gives up the desire for shit will have salvation.
Shit is, and is not.
What is the sound of shit happening?
Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough.
How much will this shit cost?
That’s my shit.
I shit, therefore I am.
Shit happens because you deserve it, but we love you anyway.
You were born shit, you are shit, and you will die shit.
Shit is in your mind.
It’s everybody’s shit.
Confucius say, “Shit happens.”
Confucious says, “If shit has to happen, let it happen properly.”
Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
We have proof that god created all the shit that happens.
When shit happens, don’t call a doctor – pray.
Shit doesn’t happen and i am not up to my eyeballs in it.
Our shit will take care of itself. …
And the lord said “let there be shit” …
And there came piles of it.
After six days of this shit, he rested.
Survival of the shittiest.
This shit was once food.
Shit happens in hegemonic meta-narratives.
“Why does shit happen?”
Shit makes the flowers grow and that’s beautiful.
If shit happens, hold a procession.
It’s not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
Shit doesn’t happen; shit is.
What is shit, anyway?
This shit happened before, and we won’t clean it up!
Men are shit!
Do not be swayed by the dark side of the shit.
There’s no shit in the bible.
If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (amen!)
Shit happens, but don’t publish it.
Know the shit.
Shit happens, Rama Rama.
She-it happens, she-it happens, happens, happens, she-it, she-it… (repeat until you become one with she-it) please this flower and buy our shit.
There’s nothing like a good shit happening!
This shit happened before.
This shit is not a religion, it is the way of life.
This shit happening is you.
Let’s bronze this shit.
If shit happens, it is the Will of Allah.
We don’t take no shit!
If it happens to be shit, it’s allah’s will and you’d better submit!
We will destroy your shit!
If shit happens, take a hostage.
Knock, Knock, shit happens.
No shit happens until armaggedon.
There is only a limited amount of good shit.
Here, we insist you take our shit.
Open the door and i’ll show you what shit is.
If shit happens and nobody hears it, did it really make a sound?
Why does shit always happen just before closing the deal?
Why does shit always happen to us?
So shit happens, already!
Got any laxatives?
Shit happens to whom it may concern.
What’s shit, and where can i get some?
Shit happens, but as long as you’re sorry, it’s ok.
Have faith that shit will happen.
If shit happens, don’t talk about it.
This shit is going to hit the fan.
The workers take all the shit, but they’re gonna dish it back out again.
It’s not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
Bull shit happens.
Only happy shit really happens.
This shit is going to happen again.
If shit happens, shun it.
Let the shit multiply.
Excrement happens. (you can’t say ‘shit’ in utah)
Hey, there’s more shit happening over here!
God sent us this shit.
This is really weird shit.
I am the shit!
Who gives a shit?
That’s not shit, it’s feldspar.
A firm shit does not happen to me.
This isn’t shit if i really believe it’s chocolate.
I create my own shit. If shit happens, honor it and share it.
We’re all part of the same shit.
For $300, we can help you get in touch with your inner shit.
St. Sergius found his faith in deep shit.
Shit happens, usually in threes.
Shit happens for a variety of reasons.
And is a part of nature.
In Jesus’ name, heal this shit!
This shit was bound to happen.
Let this shit happen to someone else.
If shit happens, praise the lord for it!
Let us not fight over this shit.
Give us your Shit and put on this orange Shit.
Let’s smoke this shit.
Hey, this is good shit, mon.
Shit happens, but if it’s all right with jah, it’s all right with me.
We hope bad shit happens to all of you.
We will make your shit happen.
Shit happens on page 152 of Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard If you leave us, bad shit will happen to you.
This shit happened before, but we can clean it up if you pay us enough.
Shit happens, but there’s a rational explanation.
Seventh Day Adventist
No shit on Saturdays.
Whoaa… Holy shit!
You inherit the shit of your ancestors.
Shit is everywhere.
So as long as you’re stepping in it, show it some respect.
Leave our shit alone.
This shit is its own reward.
This shit happening is good for me.
Shit has happened.
For $20 “bob” will sell you a way to make money from it.
You are all pieces of shit.
If you can shit, it isn’t shit.
Shit happens, so flow with it.
Shit that happens is not the true shit.
Your tax-deductible donation could make this shit stop happening…
Shit doesn’t just happen – somebody dumped it on you.
Let’s stick some pins in this shit!
This shit’s gonna get you!
Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
What is this shit?
We affirm the right for shit to happen.
Go ahead, shit anywhere you want.
It’s not the shit that matters. It’s the process.
Come let us reason together about this shit.
If shit happened once, it will happen twice more.
The goddess makes shit happen.
And it harm none, let shit happen.
Shit happens half the time. Christianity stole half its shit from us.
By: Marijan Mohan